Part of Tableau's World
Look at this stuff, isn't it neat?
Wouldn’t you think my datas complete?
Wouldn’t you think I’m the marketer
The marketer who has everything
Look at this app, treasures untold
How many dimensions can one workbook hold?
Clicking around here you’d think
She’s sure got everything
I’ve got pie charts and line charts a-plenty
I’ve got box plots and tree maps galore
You want colors?
I’ve got twenty.
But who cares?
No big deal
I want more
I wanna be where the metrics are
I wanna see, wanna see them dancing
Imported from one those
What do you call em?
Oh, sheets?
Flat files, they don’t get you far
Brain is required for meaningful numbers
Switching the order on rows-
What’s that word again?
Sort?
Up where you drag, up where you drop
Up where the data connects and not flops
Analyzinggggg
Wish I could be part of Tableau’s world
What would I give if I could live
With pretty data
What I would pay to spend a day
Gazing at my reports?
Betcha’ on ‘cel, they don’t tell
Bet they don’t share the information
Bright young women, sick of swimming
Through ugly files!
I’m ready to know what the masters know
Ask ‘em my questions
Solving for answers
What’s a column and why does it-
What’s the word?
Scheisse!
When’s it my turn?
To do what I love, in Tableau which is like heaven above
Out of the ‘cel
Wish I could be…